A Child's Perspective

I recieved this in my email last night and it had me in stitches! Gosh, my kids have come up with some wildly funny things over the years. I will share these with you cause I figure you could do with a laugh or two!

Subject: CHILDREN



The Way Children See Things: A Different Perspective



NUDITY



I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a

woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark

naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from

the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!



HONESTY



My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd

dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in

the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my

bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a

charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it

fell in the toilet a few days ago.



KETCHUP



A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During

her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer

the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.

Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now.

She's hitting the bottle."



MORE NUDITY



A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker

room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies

grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in

amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a

little boy before?"



ELDERLY



While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly

shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.

The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and

wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a

pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the

inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The

tooth fairy will never believe this!"



DRESS-UP



A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her

dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."

"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache

the next morning."



SCHOOL



A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just

wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and

they won't let me talk!"



BIBLE



A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered
through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the bible. He
picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that
had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the
young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

Have fun! katcha